Hockey players’ nicknames. (Follow-up to the Penguins edition.)

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

"I live for the simple things, like how much this is gonna hurt."

(Source: bullet-fuzz)

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

(Source: arminnies)

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(Source: sir-mycroft)